Starbutts
by Bill Haggard, Owner, All About Health
Originally published in the May/June 2012 issue of Truly Alive magazine
The new paradigm in coffee consumption. Coming soon all across America and beyond.
Breaking News: Coffee enema bars are popping up to compete with all the coffee consuming establishments already in business. These coffee bars however, are geared to giving you energy the healthy way-by cleaning up your liver. And the energy you receive is more permanent.
When coffee is introduced from the “south end”, your liver is cleansed (as well as your colon). Talk about a way to start your day!
Coffee enemas are well known amongst the natural health crowd. There are cancer clinics in Mexico that incorporate them and claim to have a 99% recovery rate. The Gearson Clinic in Tijuana includes coffee enemas every 4 hours (around the clock), along with juicing and healthy dietary changes.
The movies have mentioned them too. In a bar room scene from one of the Crocodile Dundee movies, the actors are talking about a hangover and George Hamilton pipes up, “Oh, no problem, just do a coffee enema and that takes care of that.” This is true! Coffee enemas will also get rid of headaches and migraines. My understanding is that Mae West did enemas on a daily basis and Princess Diane received colonics weekly; and we all know how radiant and vibrant they looked.
So we know that coffee enema bars won’t sweep the nation in popularity. However, colon therapy centers are popping up because of their importance in reclaiming health. Most of humanity is walking around carrying huge amounts of pollutants due to stress, dietary insults, environmental toxins, poor elimination, etc. One session with a good colon therapist is equivalent to 30 enemas; and that is a lot of cleansing and less mess for the time invested.
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